Lietuvoj Prezidentaut Nelengva

Приходит узбек домой, а жена его спрашивает:

- Как дела, Умар?

Он говорит:

- Плохой день у меня сегодня, Зульфия. В партию меня не приняли.

- Как не приняли?

- Спросили, состоял ли я в банде Кур-баши, я сказал что да, и не приняли.

- А зачем правду сказал, мог бы и скрыть!

- Как мог скрыть? Сам Кур-баши спрашивал.

P.S. Gal, manot, Amerikėj lengva:))

FILE - White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, right, listens as President Donald Trump, left, announces a revamped North American free trade deal, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Oct. 1, 2018. Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP (File)

President Donald Trump last year ordered officials to grant top-secret security clearance to his son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner, according to a report published Thursday by The New York Times.

Kushner was granted the high-level clearance last May after a lengthy background check.

The Times, citing anonymous sources, said Trump demanded Kushner's clearance despite the concerns of intelligence officials, then-Chief of Staff John Kelly and then-White House counsel Don McGahn.

The newspaper said Kelly wrote in an internal memo that he had been "ordered" to give top-secret clearance to Kushner. McGahn wrote a memo in which he advised against such clearance.